You know it's going to be a bad day ...

[hermes2007]

When you start the day with a huge spider in the bath. I wasn't sure whether to catch him or lasso him.
nb. I don't kill them just relocate them to a big pot of plants on the flats landing.

The weather doesn't look too good either, given the way the tree tops are whipping around opposite me.

[Clevercat]

No spider in my bath today but I am feeling rather grumpy. No real reason, just a tetchy Mummy today!!

[hermes2007]

Boy: Dad, dad, there's a spider in the bath.
Dad: What's wrong with that? You've seen spiders before.
Boy: Yes, but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

Made me smile anyway.
Cheer up CC - soon be time to save up for Christmas.
My Grandson is planning well ahead and leaving open significant pages in the Argos catalogue (lol).

[Yokel1]

Bear goes to the doctor:


“Doctor I have a pain in my…………………………………………………………………..knee”

 

Doctor says

 

“Why the big pause”



Bear says

 

“I’m a big bear”

[Tag]

Just imagine how much worse it'd be if spiders had wings........

[Clevercat]

Dragon fly?

Pretty near as damn it.