A p.c. holiday message to you all.

[Alg]

Dear Fellow Citizen Of Earth,

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive,
gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within
the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or
secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all.

In addition, please also accept my best wishes for a fiscally successful,
personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset
of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect to
the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
have helped make this country great (not to imply that this country is
necessarily greater than any other country or area of choice), and without
regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or
sexual orientation of the wishers.

This wish is limited to the customary and usual good tidings for a period of
one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever
comes first. 'Holiday' is not intended to, nor shall it be considered,
limited to, the usual Judeo-Christian celebrations or observances, or to
such activities of any organized or, ad hoc religious community, group,
individual or belief (or lack thereof).

Note: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This
greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal, and is revocable at the
sole discretion of the wisher at any time, for any reason, or for no reason
at all. This greeting is freely transferable with no alteration to the
original greeting. This greeting implies no promise by the wisher to
actually implement any of the wishes for the wisher, her/himself or others,
or responsibility for the consequences which may arise from the
implementation or non-implementation of it.

Thank you for your friendship, business, patience, interest or whichever
other non-listed description characterizes our relationship, and may it
improve in a mutually enjoyable and legally responsible manner in the very
near future, or as soon as is mutually acceptable to all parties concerned.

Sincerely,

ALG.

[Clevercat]

 

Did anyone else watch the broadcast of the ''alternative Christmas speech'' yesterday?